oh and another thing, because theres chicken shit everywhere, the soil is hell slippery and went, so when i was egg collecting, i fkn slipped and smacked/cut my arm on a henhouse and when i saw it yesterday i was like omg its just a little cut phew, NOW ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BRUISE WTF?!?!?! ITS A HELL RARE SPECIES, LIKE NEVER SEEN THIS SORT OF BRUISE B4, I CBF UPLOADING PIC BUT IF PPL DEMAND I SHALL TAKE A PIC AND UPLOAD IT LOL! but omg.. and now i keep sneezing coz the fkn chickens used wing attack and blew all dust into my face.
fucking chickens, gonna have some kfc tonight.
Saturday, July 7, 2007
THE WORST SATURDAY OF MY LIFE.
Well.. it all started when my mum called me on thursday night, when i was "hunting for GF" yes.. hunting XD with my LFGF crew minus a few. She called and was like hey come to rockingham tonight coz u got an interview blahblah for some egg farm blahblah its hell good pay blahblah. So after city/garbo i drove all the way to Rockingham, had dinner, went to sleep then woke up and went to this interview, it took like an hour to fkn find the place coz its in woopwoop=]. So yeah, got there, the guy was like "Whats ya name?" .. Simon "What ya studying?" .. Engineering and Commerce "What uni?" .. Uwa "Can ya work tmr then?" LOLOLOL woopwoop ^_^v.
So thats how my shit weekend started, got a job for some noob farm *hUahAUHahUAah* LOL then got to work at like 7 in the morning, and he was like go collect all the eggs off the floor, because most the chickens are sposed to lay their eggs in a house which then the eggs roll onto some conveyor belt so we can collect it easier, but some chickens are so noob *sigh* they like to be dicks and fkn lay them on the ground hella far away from the belt so every half hr i have to go in and collect them, and when i go in, thats when they fkn attack me! RARAR. 2000 chickens launch at you and bwarkbwark [which means fuck off in chikinese] so i got like pecked and shat on so fucking much. and pretty much got owned.. it srsly felt like.. i was a starting pokemon trainer with no pokemon and omg gg 2000 pidgeys trying to fuck you up. its like peck peck wing attack! peck scratch screech screech and whirlwind! fkn gg
"box runs" were the shittiest part, had to check each house thing that the chickens werent fkn hiding any eggs from us, and some chickens, hella aggressive aye, its like telling meng hes chinese and he belongs to china :D fkn goes nuts, so i smacked the fkn chicken with the rake and found this one fkn chicken was like hiding 20 eggs LIKE WTF?! must have been nurse joy in the chicken world. and everytime i did these runs, the chickens would fkn peck and shit on me, i swear to god, i had to kick some in the face [ sorry to all the ppl who love chickens ] but yep, then there was like this hell leet chicken, who told all the other chickens to stop attacking me and let me do my job, hell made my job easier, must have been officer jenny! yayay :D hella pro chicken that was. oh and i worked with this 15 year old who was a complete fuckwit. He didnt make it through 2 weeks of year 10, he told me "the principal told me to get this book for him, and i told him to get fucked, so i got expelled" LOLOL! wat a fkn noob now hes a fulltime egg farming noob whos gonna get shat on for the rest of his life.
omgomg and u know the saying [ an azn saying ] when like something bad happens to you, u should go buy lotto, so in this case, if a bird shits on you, you should go buy lotto, well i got shat on like 100x and then went out and bought a scratchie and won $40 xD YATTA! [something to do with ying yang] it hella works man! you should go try it! oh and once when i was with kwan, my icecream snapped in half and i was like WTF??!!? then i went out and bought a scratchie and won $10 YATTA!
o0oh i also bought yugioh cards =] thomas naijiao meng and i are gonna like battle it off soon WOOPWOOP.
i also heard the funniest thing, when naijiao got drunk he kept on texting "some girl" and meng was like 'omg dont do that, eugenes gonna get hell angry' and naijiao goes 'dw ill juz tell ea shes my sister' LAWLLLLLLLLLLL. fkn rofl. GG
SO THATS MY SHITTY WEEKEND! :D NOW IM BACK HOME AND I HAVE INTERNET YAYAY <3
So thats how my shit weekend started, got a job for some noob farm *hUahAUHahUAah* LOL then got to work at like 7 in the morning, and he was like go collect all the eggs off the floor, because most the chickens are sposed to lay their eggs in a house which then the eggs roll onto some conveyor belt so we can collect it easier, but some chickens are so noob *sigh* they like to be dicks and fkn lay them on the ground hella far away from the belt so every half hr i have to go in and collect them, and when i go in, thats when they fkn attack me! RARAR. 2000 chickens launch at you and bwarkbwark [which means fuck off in chikinese] so i got like pecked and shat on so fucking much. and pretty much got owned.. it srsly felt like.. i was a starting pokemon trainer with no pokemon and omg gg 2000 pidgeys trying to fuck you up. its like peck peck wing attack! peck scratch screech screech and whirlwind! fkn gg
"box runs" were the shittiest part, had to check each house thing that the chickens werent fkn hiding any eggs from us, and some chickens, hella aggressive aye, its like telling meng hes chinese and he belongs to china :D fkn goes nuts, so i smacked the fkn chicken with the rake and found this one fkn chicken was like hiding 20 eggs LIKE WTF?! must have been nurse joy in the chicken world. and everytime i did these runs, the chickens would fkn peck and shit on me, i swear to god, i had to kick some in the face [ sorry to all the ppl who love chickens ] but yep, then there was like this hell leet chicken, who told all the other chickens to stop attacking me and let me do my job, hell made my job easier, must have been officer jenny! yayay :D hella pro chicken that was. oh and i worked with this 15 year old who was a complete fuckwit. He didnt make it through 2 weeks of year 10, he told me "the principal told me to get this book for him, and i told him to get fucked, so i got expelled" LOLOL! wat a fkn noob now hes a fulltime egg farming noob whos gonna get shat on for the rest of his life.
omgomg and u know the saying [ an azn saying ] when like something bad happens to you, u should go buy lotto, so in this case, if a bird shits on you, you should go buy lotto, well i got shat on like 100x and then went out and bought a scratchie and won $40 xD YATTA! [something to do with ying yang] it hella works man! you should go try it! oh and once when i was with kwan, my icecream snapped in half and i was like WTF??!!? then i went out and bought a scratchie and won $10 YATTA!
o0oh i also bought yugioh cards =] thomas naijiao meng and i are gonna like battle it off soon WOOPWOOP.
i also heard the funniest thing, when naijiao got drunk he kept on texting "some girl" and meng was like 'omg dont do that, eugenes gonna get hell angry' and naijiao goes 'dw ill juz tell ea shes my sister' LAWLLLLLLLLLLL. fkn rofl. GG
SO THATS MY SHITTY WEEKEND! :D NOW IM BACK HOME AND I HAVE INTERNET YAYAY <3
Sunday, July 1, 2007
SIMMY's FIRST POST! =D
wowow so this is blogspot.com aye =] since everyone else has one, i might as well get one too :) so i can tell you all about my oh so exciting life. like whoa. words cant explain how exciting my life is *cough* =].
so yeah.. my names Simon and i do engineering/commerce at uwa =] pretty gay course, [not because i dont try or anything, its simply the fact that its a shit course (imo)] :D but thanks to this incredibly gay course, i have met some friends, yes only some because im not a "social butterfly" like some people =[ [meng, leong, sago].
which leads to my next paragraph, wow THIRD paragraph already :) a whole paragraph, or possibly PARAGRAHS! dedicated to my newly formed group [started off as just a joke, but it grew into something HELLA SERIOUS!]
... LFGF...
= LOOKING FOR GIRL FRIEND. yup. sounds desperate huh? but thats me, desperate simmy :D
currently the members are as follows; SIMMY[-_-"] LEONG [kuching pimp, all the girls cant get enough of him], MENG [we think hes gay and that he should be in LFBF but we still accept him as a member], SAGO [smiles too much, face permanently ^_^], NAIJIAO [has a lot of girls in the "sister" ladder =(], EUGENE [face too pretty, personality too shitty], GLEN [first white boy in our group, hes oh so tank], PJ [cant remember his real name, but hes one of us, totally spoilt], JUN [looks korean/jap, still not sure why hes LFGF but we think he may be TMGF (too many girl friends) :D], KWAN [fresh recruit, he's a perve/stalker =P *bahaha*]
There we have it, the tremendous ten :) (hopefully i can count) these ten members are part of LFGF so all u single girls better watch out (lol) xD semester two, new semester, new chance to meet girls right? ;);) CANT WAIT! :D + we all play dota together, gonna start wow me thinks. =] dno if i should tho -_-" since uni already takes enough time of my life =[ time i could be spending "hunting" for gfs. HAHA ^_^v
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN EITHER JOINING OUR GROUP! [OR HAVE UR OWN LFBF (FEMALES ONLY KTHX) CLUB AND WANT TO MEET HALFWAY] dont hestitate to contact me :) but be aware if u join, and if u break the rules.. u will get poled. :) a poling is where u get hoisted up and ur "special" region is rammed into a pole :D
current polings - MENG +15, LEONG +15, SAGO +5
=]=]
ok enough of LFGF.. hrMM wat else to talk about? oh.. my life pretty much fails =] uni = fail, finding a gf = fail, finding a job = fail.. yep there u have it, a complete summary to my life :) failfailfail. EPIC FAIL! mainly because of dota & msn.. but thats another story for another day =]
yep i pretty much cbf writing anymore, coz i dno wat else to write about, any ideas =] just let me know ^_^v
wow i just found an ADD IMAGE BUTTON WHOAAA hell madd shit! [oh and if ppl tell you that im a bad influence, dont listen to them! they force me to swear and play dota =P] so yeah, ill add some updated pics of LFGF members etc next blog [probably in a few years] but u can find some fairly recent ones on ugh, naijiaos blog or was it leongs.. oh well =]
hope everyone has a GrEeeaTTtt HoLidAyY =]
NENEN!
so yeah.. my names Simon and i do engineering/commerce at uwa =] pretty gay course, [not because i dont try or anything, its simply the fact that its a shit course (imo)] :D but thanks to this incredibly gay course, i have met some friends, yes only some because im not a "social butterfly" like some people =[ [meng, leong, sago].
which leads to my next paragraph, wow THIRD paragraph already :) a whole paragraph, or possibly PARAGRAHS! dedicated to my newly formed group [started off as just a joke, but it grew into something HELLA SERIOUS!]
... LFGF...
= LOOKING FOR GIRL FRIEND. yup. sounds desperate huh? but thats me, desperate simmy :D
currently the members are as follows; SIMMY[-_-"] LEONG [kuching pimp, all the girls cant get enough of him], MENG [we think hes gay and that he should be in LFBF but we still accept him as a member], SAGO [smiles too much, face permanently ^_^], NAIJIAO [has a lot of girls in the "sister" ladder =(], EUGENE [face too pretty, personality too shitty], GLEN [first white boy in our group, hes oh so tank], PJ [cant remember his real name, but hes one of us, totally spoilt], JUN [looks korean/jap, still not sure why hes LFGF but we think he may be TMGF (too many girl friends) :D], KWAN [fresh recruit, he's a perve/stalker =P *bahaha*]
There we have it, the tremendous ten :) (hopefully i can count) these ten members are part of LFGF so all u single girls better watch out (lol) xD semester two, new semester, new chance to meet girls right? ;);) CANT WAIT! :D + we all play dota together, gonna start wow me thinks. =] dno if i should tho -_-" since uni already takes enough time of my life =[ time i could be spending "hunting" for gfs. HAHA ^_^v
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN EITHER JOINING OUR GROUP! [OR HAVE UR OWN LFBF (FEMALES ONLY KTHX) CLUB AND WANT TO MEET HALFWAY] dont hestitate to contact me :) but be aware if u join, and if u break the rules.. u will get poled. :) a poling is where u get hoisted up and ur "special" region is rammed into a pole :D
current polings - MENG +15, LEONG +15, SAGO +5
=]=]
ok enough of LFGF.. hrMM wat else to talk about? oh.. my life pretty much fails =] uni = fail, finding a gf = fail, finding a job = fail.. yep there u have it, a complete summary to my life :) failfailfail. EPIC FAIL! mainly because of dota & msn.. but thats another story for another day =]
yep i pretty much cbf writing anymore, coz i dno wat else to write about, any ideas =] just let me know ^_^v
wow i just found an ADD IMAGE BUTTON WHOAAA hell madd shit! [oh and if ppl tell you that im a bad influence, dont listen to them! they force me to swear and play dota =P] so yeah, ill add some updated pics of LFGF members etc next blog [probably in a few years] but u can find some fairly recent ones on ugh, naijiaos blog or was it leongs.. oh well =]
hope everyone has a GrEeeaTTtt HoLidAyY =]
NENEN!
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