SIMMY's LIFE =]

divine

2009-10-06T06:37:00.000-07:00

rapier? lololol.

retribution?

divine is so medieval, geng is the modern.

oh thats divine..
oh thats geng..

i prefer geng :]
geng is our word, fku CS.

memory

2009-09-29T01:31:00.000-07:00

i dont like to blog shit that people have to decipher using poetry and confusing sentences, so im just gonna be honest with you all.

drinking = partial memory loss,
pinging = a bit more memory loss,
drinking and pinging = epic memory loss but one epic night.

worth it. :)

i am bored but i have to goto a tute now, so i will blog properly later.

much love,
sunnybear. x

moving

2009-07-09T11:50:00.000-07:00

fucking was going to write something hell epic up but wrote like a bit, deleted it all and now here this is all im going to write ;

moving fucking sucks, change sucks, the balance is gone, gonna take time to adapt and i dont want to adapt, i want it to just go back to how it was, unfortunately, thats not gonna happen, i need to socialise, i need to be places and with people, i am addicted to it. However, i cant do most the stuff i used to anymore, and it fucking sucks. Sure im going to see my friends at uni, but thats it, no more after uni hanging out etc.

emo simmy bear ;[
buhao and buyao.

1 soln to this; win lotto. kthxbai

in rockingham, its epic boring, epic cold and epic ave.

someone save me.

mantous are..

2008-12-08T08:12:00.000-08:00

EPIC WIN BUNS! :D

nat reminded me how much i love man tou ^_^ win winwwinwinwinwin!!!

so when i goto timmys land, i shall eat lots and lots =] cant wait! and chikin rice and i will understand how timmy turned out so gay, retarded and noob@dota. STILL MATES BUT.

:) so tomorrow midnight i fly outtSsss :D WO XIANG FEI!!!
- singapore for a night
- hong kong for a few days+nights
- china for 2 days?
- back to hongkong for more fun :)

rarrarrrar and when i go back, hopefully i can catch myself a nice honkie, not so fob woman. LOL
jkjk

rawR; more on my bros epic wedding day :)
+ started out the day at like 7am, woke up and got dressed :) andrew from top image came over to do mother and mine's hair :D hes quite pro + fast!
+ got to my brothers and then caught a limo to burswood to play some "wedding games" more like EPIC FAIL GAMES; had to put on underwear over our pants each person got a letter, making up "I "LOVEHEART" CAT" [there were 5 of us] then ray got the "when was ur first kiss" question wrong so we got "I "LOVEHEART" CAT" drawn on our faces with lipstick =[.
then finally we had to drink some random shit they put in baby bottles! tak got coffee adrian got some sweet crap and wtf i got chillisauce tobasco crap. :@
+ then ray finally got to see the bride :)
+ had reception, i almost cried!!
+ took pictures @ kingspark + UWA - very fun!
+ back 2 burswood ; touched up our hairs :) and got a small snack to eat before dinnnerrrrr
+ dinner @ astrol ball room :) 10 course meal with all u can drink LOL
+ after 3rd course i was a few beers down and sorta feeling dizzy
+ end of the night 6 beers was my limit and i got pretty high :D almost teared as well~!
+ like every other night involving alcohol; go home, shower, sleep, wake up halfway through the night and *VOMMMMMMMMMITTTTTTTS* haahaha =D

aLSO! today i had my job interview @ timezone :) hopefully i get it, i need money to support my addiction...

food and shopping addiction that is :) hehe

tomorrow is dim sum day =] 12pm sharp @ LOK FOK! whoevers late can GTFO :)
then dinner @ yu for my cousins birthday :) yay and maybe ill stop by pearl room to say hibyes :D then off to my 10 day 3 country adventre i go! and hopefully the GECHO returns when i do :)

kthxbai~
much love <3

one of the most...

2008-12-07T08:19:00.000-08:00

epic days of my life :)

my brother got married today, that pretty much sums it up =]. i was so happy that it was hard for me to keep in the tears. much love to my bro and my new sister in law =] welcome to the family~

:D:D:D

extremely happy, glad the wedding went smoothly :)

sort of tipsy atm and just wanna mass sleep, so will post more details later on =]

good night; love life.

:D

Epic Moon Epic Month?

2008-12-01T05:46:00.001-08:00

Or maybe not so epic after all. December too is full of surprises for my family =/ as my auntie just got mugged and my parents have rushed off to her aid. I have decided tonight i will break the news to my parents when they get home about me crashing my car again. lol epicfailz.
However, hopefully all this badluck passes away quickly this week and my brothers wedding goes all nice and smoothly :) *fingers crossed*.

Last night i got to hang with SAGO MENG LEONG BRANDON AND NAIJIAO! it has been a while since our last outing together. I also got to drive sagos car home :) epic wins is250. I also beat everyone in poker, LAWL. :D and beat meng in pool twice because hes noob and sank black ball twice. fail and he lost both his C to me :D i r winnerz :D:D:D. bdawg gave us krispy kremes =] heaps good <3 and we drove around yufags area looking at houses and getting lost :D thank god for GPS.

woke up heaps early to file claim for RAC T_T damn them! oh well glad its done, now i have to ask mother for $800 to pay for the excess *cries*

joined some dota clan with peanut, lost the first war. =[=[=[

flying out in like 8 sleeps, can't wait, although im broke as, it should be fun :) anyone want stuff? lololol

dno what else to blog about, so im just gonna brace myself and get ready for bed when my parents come home so i can just tell them and run to my room, lock the door and sleep.

goodnight cruel world.

oh and ppl should stay away from this MILDLY weird girl called LYN TONG. she DID pour water on me but her blog is quite RAD and nicely coloured =] so shes not as updog as i first thought she was. =] -unbashes lyn-

xx

november.

2008-11-29T20:59:00.000-08:00

sigh.
start of november; some guy hit me, took 2 weeks to repair but luckily it didnt cost anything.
end of november; i hit some guy, dont know how long its gonna take, and it will cost me something.

went to super golf yesterday for my brothers bucks party, came 2nd last :< and almost fell in a pond full of shit trying to get the ball. sigh had dinner there afterwards, pretty goods then drank up and saw a stripper for the first time ever. damn hot. even with her clothes on she was (Y), the nudity was just a bonus =]. uncle came for the free show :D too bad we werent allowed pictures, i just wanted to simmybearhug her =[ sighz.
went to metros after, first time i was drunkies for a while since pinging. haha, i have concluded that everytime i ping, something bad happens to my car, maybe i should quit, maybe i shouldnt goto SD. sigh!
went to kingspark with DT + weird girl [lyn] VIV + bf [tobz] and uncle sat there for about an hr or so chatting; was fun.

today; have to goto police station to file another report sigh and call RAC and crap again T__T" such is life. sighz then deal with my parents who will just judge me and tell me repeatedly how useless and careless i am. crycrycry

9 more sleeps till i go overseas for longer than 2 weeks hopefully haha; probably less because parents are ^dogs. but its k. when i get back it'll be a new year, a new simon and hopefully a whole lot luckier.

i guess blogging is a way of letting you express your emotions when you have nobody that isnt too busy to take a few minutes of their lives to listen to your story. sighz!

rawr!

-lonelysimmybear.

ROFLZZZ

2007-10-19T22:18:00.001-07:00

had a fkn awesome time at mengs last night =]
thanks man, ur awesome~
props to naruto for being such a mad kent singer :D

lolol and thomas/thomasgfnadia slept over..
possibly had sex in the other room..
so warning to whoever sleeps over next.. bahahahaha =]

yep heres my post leong, so fkU!

=.="

2007-10-08T04:10:00.000-07:00

bad day =[ never been this sad for a while.. haha =/

nenenenen

2007-10-06T19:02:00.001-07:00

alritey then.. its been.. like 2 months since my last post =.="

i dno.. in the past 2 months a lot has happened.. but i cant remember much XD.. [ppl are gonna tell me to blog more often then] blahblahblah blogging takes up so much time and energy 1 la.. no got time.. must study for shit like EE and 1010 and like prepare for my double lab tmr =[ 6 hrs of labs.. GFG! //wrists. like wtf? fkn gaygAyayygAyY NEneNenneN!

but okay.. ill try remember the main shit going from most recent to.. back in time! >_<" or in any random order =]

well.. last night.. i decided to try like.. this new tea i bought from the royal show.. i bought three packs.. one is like normal one for everyday shit and then another one has ginseng and all these other goodies to help fight the baddies and the third one.. wow gg.. senna green tea.. gfg.. its a weightloss one right.. and i woke up this morning because i felt like taking a !@#$ SOOOOOOOOO DAMNNNNNNNNN BADDDDD LOL like worse than www.2girsl1cup.com LOL. roflroflrofl but man GG only gonna take this on the weekends otherwise.. GG UNI. need to or si every 15 minutes LAWL :D

okay.. and then.. lets see wat else has happened.. oo0oh epic fridays.. lol.. epic fridays.. bahahaha originated from the first day when kwan ka seng and i were studying late [lolx] and we decided to go back to mine to like cook up a storm.. and man this was one friggin massive storm it was like omgot hail thunder lightning tornadoes bambam like holy shit! we had sooooo much to eat it wasnt funny =.=" and we were cooking for about 3-4 hrs :D hahahaha then after that.. it became sort of like a tradition to have epic fridays =_=" cept this week was different =O there was no epic friday =[ instead most of us went to pasar malam [some fail food fair at curtin] and i quote from naruto/kevin K "man coming here makes me wanna study harder at uwa aye, i dont wanna come to this shithole" HAAHAHA. it was like rOFLzzZ yup.. food fair failed.. couldnt eat anything.. everything look so dirty 1.

on thursdAY it was the UWA food fair.. this was a little better coz it wasnt as packed because curtin has WAYYYYYYYYYYY too many fobs.. lolol i called up glen and asked if he wanted to come.. so he came and bam hes like in love with ba gua now LOLOLX yup.. rarararar

wednesday.. talent night at utopia.. linnyyyYY renina and jason were performing xD haha [wasted a nights worth of a study for these three.. tsktsk] lolxx yupyup..

hrMm wed-friday was awesome :) best 3 days of my life heheheehee ^__^v <3

ya.. wat else to blog about.. oh and i got a haircut on that monday.. pretty good.. like.. got it cut at this korean place on william st.. gg more fobs cant speak english but theyre alrite at cuttin hair =] woopwoop~ after walking around for ages back n forth back n forth it was worth it haha :D

yep now i cbf blogging because im watching steven lim and xiaxue ROFLZ fuck you leong al ur fault !!!

over n out

NENENENNENENENEN

long time no blog

2007-08-11T02:48:00.000-07:00

so yeah.. everyone kept complaining how i havnt been blogging; ie laughing lamomok and legendary leong. and whoever else wanted to blog. well here it is;

After the chicken farm incident, not much has been happening in my life really.. i live quite the boring life; same shit different day. woopwoop! its been.. 2 [or 3] weeks since uni started.. and yep i now goto less than half of my classes, mainly because i know i wont find my cinderella there :$ [only to be found on architecture campus :$:$:$] and.. the fact that ITS FUCKING BORING AND THE LECTURERS SUCK BALLS. like tauren balls. HrMm everyday.. go uni.. listen to ipod.. listen to cinderella and play tetris.. sit in the ref and wait for my cinderella magically appear and take me to a better place :$.. go gymming and play sports [or sit on the bench and take turns checking out chicks (LOL)] yup.. omg fridays are so wonderfully ecstatic. WHY? because it is filled with fobs, mass fobs. verryyy nice! =]=] its what we like to call.. NENEN DIMANAMANA!!!!!! :D

but other than that.. units.. pretty boring.. forgot to do aim last week for M1020 coz sum gay lo friends NEVER TOLD ME .. WAT THE HELL MAN. WAHH DIUUU but yeah get to hang out with my awesome awesome awesome LFGF/WFC friends. who totally FUCKING OWN ESG ROFLROFLROFL! [lionels gonna hit me i bet] LE BOOB! LAWL.

i dont really recall any great memories since the last time i blogged.. coz i dont eat enough fishies =[ cereal and microwave meals IS NOT A GOOD DIET! FAILBOAT TO THE MAXXXXXX but yeah.. today was a real special day.. i went to the city and harbour town with leong lionel and UNCLE KA SENGGGGGG =]=] and we just like bummed around majorly

main things that happened;
1. LEONG PUT ON A FEMALE SHIRT AND TOOK PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN THE CHANGE ROOMS +20 RIGHT THURRR.
2. LIONEL AND I KEPT ON LAUGHING AT THE "FAULTY STOCK" AND HOW THEY WERE MISSING BUTTONS AND HOW HOLES WERENT REALLY HOLES LOOOOOOOL.
3. SAW A SHOP CALLED NENEMS!
4. LEONG AND I BOUGHT MATCHING NENEN SHIRTS WOO HAI FIVE!
5. I THINK I MET MY CINDERELLA, BUT SHE RAN AWAY AND I DIDNT GET TO SEE HER AGAIN =[!
6. LEONG TRIED ON SKINNY LEG WHITE JEANS! +10
7. WALKED AROUND AND INTO HEAPS OF SHOPS JUST CHECKING OUT THEIR HOT FEMALE SHIRTSS aaLLriighht!
8. LEONG PUT ON THIS HELLA LEET HAT THING AND LIONEL COULDNT STOP LAUGHING - lionel laughs at the most retarded things! ie me sniffin some plastic model? lawL. ;);) WOWOWIWA!

hrm ive come to an end as my brain seems to be in full fail mode. and nothing but failure keeps coming to my head.

so on to the next topic.. omg..
MSU BALL. possibly the end of WFC. oh yeah for those who dont know.. LFGF died and became WFC. WAITING FOR CINDERELLA =] all based on the song woopwoop! and to whoever thinks its a retarded name; fuck up hey.

BUT MSU BALL. WFC SIT TOGETHER? WFC FIND CINDERELLAS? 32 DAYS TO GO AND COUNTING! OR SPLIT TABLE? FKN INTERESTING. GONNA BE THE BIGGEST NIGHT FOR WFC =O what will happen? who noes. supposedly we have 2 tables of 10 and an extra table for trinity + northies haha LOLOLOLOL FINALE OF WFC? TO BE CONTINUED.

oh yeah.. hell reminds me, jason bo. aka naijiao aka gugujiao aka cocopug. HAS THE BEST PORN COLLECTION EVER LOLOL SEXCALIBUR? FEELING UP FOR SOME MEDIEVAL PORN YEAH? LOLOLOLOL

cbf blogging anymore, hope u nenenfaces are happy.

fucking chickens

2007-07-07T23:42:00.000-07:00

oh and another thing, because theres chicken shit everywhere, the soil is hell slippery and went, so when i was egg collecting, i fkn slipped and smacked/cut my arm on a henhouse and when i saw it yesterday i was like omg its just a little cut phew, NOW ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BRUISE WTF?!?!?! ITS A HELL RARE SPECIES, LIKE NEVER SEEN THIS SORT OF BRUISE B4, I CBF UPLOADING PIC BUT IF PPL DEMAND I SHALL TAKE A PIC AND UPLOAD IT LOL! but omg.. and now i keep sneezing coz the fkn chickens used wing attack and blew all dust into my face.
fucking chickens, gonna have some kfc tonight.

THE WORST SATURDAY OF MY LIFE.

2007-07-07T23:02:00.000-07:00

Well.. it all started when my mum called me on thursday night, when i was "hunting for GF" yes.. hunting XD with my LFGF crew minus a few. She called and was like hey come to rockingham tonight coz u got an interview blahblah for some egg farm blahblah its hell good pay blahblah. So after city/garbo i drove all the way to Rockingham, had dinner, went to sleep then woke up and went to this interview, it took like an hour to fkn find the place coz its in woopwoop=]. So yeah, got there, the guy was like "Whats ya name?" .. Simon "What ya studying?" .. Engineering and Commerce "What uni?" .. Uwa "Can ya work tmr then?" LOLOLOL woopwoop ^_^v.

So thats how my shit weekend started, got a job for some noob farm *hUahAUHahUAah* LOL then got to work at like 7 in the morning, and he was like go collect all the eggs off the floor, because most the chickens are sposed to lay their eggs in a house which then the eggs roll onto some conveyor belt so we can collect it easier, but some chickens are so noob *sigh* they like to be dicks and fkn lay them on the ground hella far away from the belt so every half hr i have to go in and collect them, and when i go in, thats when they fkn attack me! RARAR. 2000 chickens launch at you and bwarkbwark [which means fuck off in chikinese] so i got like pecked and shat on so fucking much. and pretty much got owned.. it srsly felt like.. i was a starting pokemon trainer with no pokemon and omg gg 2000 pidgeys trying to fuck you up. its like peck peck wing attack! peck scratch screech screech and whirlwind! fkn gg

"box runs" were the shittiest part, had to check each house thing that the chickens werent fkn hiding any eggs from us, and some chickens, hella aggressive aye, its like telling meng hes chinese and he belongs to china :D fkn goes nuts, so i smacked the fkn chicken with the rake and found this one fkn chicken was like hiding 20 eggs LIKE WTF?! must have been nurse joy in the chicken world. and everytime i did these runs, the chickens would fkn peck and shit on me, i swear to god, i had to kick some in the face [ sorry to all the ppl who love chickens ] but yep, then there was like this hell leet chicken, who told all the other chickens to stop attacking me and let me do my job, hell made my job easier, must have been officer jenny! yayay :D hella pro chicken that was. oh and i worked with this 15 year old who was a complete fuckwit. He didnt make it through 2 weeks of year 10, he told me "the principal told me to get this book for him, and i told him to get fucked, so i got expelled" LOLOL! wat a fkn noob now hes a fulltime egg farming noob whos gonna get shat on for the rest of his life.

omgomg and u know the saying [ an azn saying ] when like something bad happens to you, u should go buy lotto, so in this case, if a bird shits on you, you should go buy lotto, well i got shat on like 100x and then went out and bought a scratchie and won $40 xD YATTA! [something to do with ying yang] it hella works man! you should go try it! oh and once when i was with kwan, my icecream snapped in half and i was like WTF??!!? then i went out and bought a scratchie and won $10 YATTA!

o0oh i also bought yugioh cards =] thomas naijiao meng and i are gonna like battle it off soon WOOPWOOP.

i also heard the funniest thing, when naijiao got drunk he kept on texting "some girl" and meng was like 'omg dont do that, eugenes gonna get hell angry' and naijiao goes 'dw ill juz tell ea shes my sister' LAWLLLLLLLLLLL. fkn rofl. GG

SO THATS MY SHITTY WEEKEND! :D NOW IM BACK HOME AND I HAVE INTERNET YAYAY <3

SIMMY's FIRST POST! =D

2007-07-01T23:34:00.000-07:00

wowow so this is blogspot.com aye =] since everyone else has one, i might as well get one too :) so i can tell you all about my oh so exciting life. like whoa. words cant explain how exciting my life is *cough* =].

so yeah.. my names Simon and i do engineering/commerce at uwa =] pretty gay course, [not because i dont try or anything, its simply the fact that its a shit course (imo)] :D but thanks to this incredibly gay course, i have met some friends, yes only some because im not a "social butterfly" like some people =[ [meng, leong, sago].

which leads to my next paragraph, wow THIRD paragraph already :) a whole paragraph, or possibly PARAGRAHS! dedicated to my newly formed group [started off as just a joke, but it grew into something HELLA SERIOUS!]
... LFGF...
= LOOKING FOR GIRL FRIEND. yup. sounds desperate huh? but thats me, desperate simmy :D
currently the members are as follows; SIMMY[-_-"] LEONG [kuching pimp, all the girls cant get enough of him], MENG [we think hes gay and that he should be in LFBF but we still accept him as a member], SAGO [smiles too much, face permanently ^_^], NAIJIAO [has a lot of girls in the "sister" ladder =(], EUGENE [face too pretty, personality too shitty], GLEN [first white boy in our group, hes oh so tank], PJ [cant remember his real name, but hes one of us, totally spoilt], JUN [looks korean/jap, still not sure why hes LFGF but we think he may be TMGF (too many girl friends) :D], KWAN [fresh recruit, he's a perve/stalker =P *bahaha*]

There we have it, the tremendous ten :) (hopefully i can count) these ten members are part of LFGF so all u single girls better watch out (lol) xD semester two, new semester, new chance to meet girls right? ;);) CANT WAIT! :D + we all play dota together, gonna start wow me thinks. =] dno if i should tho -_-" since uni already takes enough time of my life =[ time i could be spending "hunting" for gfs. HAHA ^_^v
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN EITHER JOINING OUR GROUP! [OR HAVE UR OWN LFBF (FEMALES ONLY KTHX) CLUB AND WANT TO MEET HALFWAY] dont hestitate to contact me :) but be aware if u join, and if u break the rules.. u will get poled. :) a poling is where u get hoisted up and ur "special" region is rammed into a pole :D
current polings - MENG +15, LEONG +15, SAGO +5
=]=]

ok enough of LFGF.. hrMM wat else to talk about? oh.. my life pretty much fails =] uni = fail, finding a gf = fail, finding a job = fail.. yep there u have it, a complete summary to my life :) failfailfail. EPIC FAIL! mainly because of dota & msn.. but thats another story for another day =]

yep i pretty much cbf writing anymore, coz i dno wat else to write about, any ideas =] just let me know ^_^v
wow i just found an ADD IMAGE BUTTON WHOAAA hell madd shit! [oh and if ppl tell you that im a bad influence, dont listen to them! they force me to swear and play dota =P] so yeah, ill add some updated pics of LFGF members etc next blog [probably in a few years] but u can find some fairly recent ones on ugh, naijiaos blog or was it leongs.. oh well =]

hope everyone has a GrEeeaTTtt HoLidAyY =]

NENEN!