Friday, October 19, 2007

ROFLZZZ

had a fkn awesome time at mengs last night =]
thanks man, ur awesome~
props to naruto for being such a mad kent singer :D

lolol and thomas/thomasgfnadia slept over..
possibly had sex in the other room..
so warning to whoever sleeps over next.. bahahahaha =]

yep heres my post leong, so fkU!

Monday, October 8, 2007

=.="

bad day =[ never been this sad for a while.. haha =/

Saturday, October 6, 2007

nenenenen

alritey then.. its been.. like 2 months since my last post =.="

i dno.. in the past 2 months a lot has happened.. but i cant remember much XD.. [ppl are gonna tell me to blog more often then] blahblahblah blogging takes up so much time and energy 1 la.. no got time.. must study for shit like EE and 1010 and like prepare for my double lab tmr =[ 6 hrs of labs.. GFG! //wrists. like wtf? fkn gaygAyayygAyY NEneNenneN!

but okay.. ill try remember the main shit going from most recent to.. back in time! >_<" or in any random order =]

well.. last night.. i decided to try like.. this new tea i bought from the royal show.. i bought three packs.. one is like normal one for everyday shit and then another one has ginseng and all these other goodies to help fight the baddies and the third one.. wow gg.. senna green tea.. gfg.. its a weightloss one right.. and i woke up this morning because i felt like taking a !@#$ SOOOOOOOOO DAMNNNNNNNNN BADDDDD LOL like worse than www.2girsl1cup.com LOL. roflroflrofl but man GG only gonna take this on the weekends otherwise.. GG UNI. need to or si every 15 minutes LAWL :D

okay.. and then.. lets see wat else has happened.. oo0oh epic fridays.. lol.. epic fridays.. bahahaha originated from the first day when kwan ka seng and i were studying late [lolx] and we decided to go back to mine to like cook up a storm.. and man this was one friggin massive storm it was like omgot hail thunder lightning tornadoes bambam like holy shit! we had sooooo much to eat it wasnt funny =.=" and we were cooking for about 3-4 hrs :D hahahaha then after that.. it became sort of like a tradition to have epic fridays =_=" cept this week was different =O there was no epic friday =[ instead most of us went to pasar malam [some fail food fair at curtin] and i quote from naruto/kevin K "man coming here makes me wanna study harder at uwa aye, i dont wanna come to this shithole" HAAHAHA. it was like rOFLzzZ yup.. food fair failed.. couldnt eat anything.. everything look so dirty 1.

on thursdAY it was the UWA food fair.. this was a little better coz it wasnt as packed because curtin has WAYYYYYYYYYYY too many fobs.. lolol i called up glen and asked if he wanted to come.. so he came and bam hes like in love with ba gua now LOLOLX yup.. rarararar

wednesday.. talent night at utopia.. linnyyyYY renina and jason were performing xD haha [wasted a nights worth of a study for these three.. tsktsk] lolxx yupyup..

hrMm wed-friday was awesome :) best 3 days of my life heheheehee ^__^v <3

ya.. wat else to blog about.. oh and i got a haircut on that monday.. pretty good.. like.. got it cut at this korean place on william st.. gg more fobs cant speak english but theyre alrite at cuttin hair =] woopwoop~ after walking around for ages back n forth back n forth it was worth it haha :D

yep now i cbf blogging because im watching steven lim and xiaxue ROFLZ fuck you leong al ur fault !!!

over n out

NENENENNENENENEN

Saturday, August 11, 2007

long time no blog

so yeah.. everyone kept complaining how i havnt been blogging; ie laughing lamomok and legendary leong. and whoever else wanted to blog. well here it is;

After the chicken farm incident, not much has been happening in my life really.. i live quite the boring life; same shit different day. woopwoop! its been.. 2 [or 3] weeks since uni started.. and yep i now goto less than half of my classes, mainly because i know i wont find my cinderella there :$ [only to be found on architecture campus :$:$:$] and.. the fact that ITS FUCKING BORING AND THE LECTURERS SUCK BALLS. like tauren balls. HrMm everyday.. go uni.. listen to ipod.. listen to cinderella and play tetris.. sit in the ref and wait for my cinderella magically appear and take me to a better place :$.. go gymming and play sports [or sit on the bench and take turns checking out chicks (LOL)] yup.. omg fridays are so wonderfully ecstatic. WHY? because it is filled with fobs, mass fobs. verryyy nice! =]=] its what we like to call.. NENEN DIMANAMANA!!!!!! :D

but other than that.. units.. pretty boring.. forgot to do aim last week for M1020 coz sum gay lo friends NEVER TOLD ME .. WAT THE HELL MAN. WAHH DIUUU but yeah get to hang out with my awesome awesome awesome LFGF/WFC friends. who totally FUCKING OWN ESG ROFLROFLROFL! [lionels gonna hit me i bet] LE BOOB! LAWL.

i dont really recall any great memories since the last time i blogged.. coz i dont eat enough fishies =[ cereal and microwave meals IS NOT A GOOD DIET! FAILBOAT TO THE MAXXXXXX but yeah.. today was a real special day.. i went to the city and harbour town with leong lionel and UNCLE KA SENGGGGGG =]=] and we just like bummed around majorly

main things that happened;
1. LEONG PUT ON A FEMALE SHIRT AND TOOK PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN THE CHANGE ROOMS +20 RIGHT THURRR.
2. LIONEL AND I KEPT ON LAUGHING AT THE "FAULTY STOCK" AND HOW THEY WERE MISSING BUTTONS AND HOW HOLES WERENT REALLY HOLES LOOOOOOOL.
3. SAW A SHOP CALLED NENEMS!
4. LEONG AND I BOUGHT MATCHING NENEN SHIRTS WOO HAI FIVE!
5. I THINK I MET MY CINDERELLA, BUT SHE RAN AWAY AND I DIDNT GET TO SEE HER AGAIN =[!
6. LEONG TRIED ON SKINNY LEG WHITE JEANS! +10
7. WALKED AROUND AND INTO HEAPS OF SHOPS JUST CHECKING OUT THEIR HOT FEMALE SHIRTSS aaLLriighht!
8. LEONG PUT ON THIS HELLA LEET HAT THING AND LIONEL COULDNT STOP LAUGHING - lionel laughs at the most retarded things! ie me sniffin some plastic model? lawL. ;);) WOWOWIWA!

hrm ive come to an end as my brain seems to be in full fail mode. and nothing but failure keeps coming to my head.

so on to the next topic.. omg..
MSU BALL. possibly the end of WFC. oh yeah for those who dont know.. LFGF died and became WFC. WAITING FOR CINDERELLA =] all based on the song woopwoop! and to whoever thinks its a retarded name; fuck up hey.

BUT MSU BALL. WFC SIT TOGETHER? WFC FIND CINDERELLAS? 32 DAYS TO GO AND COUNTING! OR SPLIT TABLE? FKN INTERESTING. GONNA BE THE BIGGEST NIGHT FOR WFC =O what will happen? who noes. supposedly we have 2 tables of 10 and an extra table for trinity + northies haha LOLOLOLOL FINALE OF WFC? TO BE CONTINUED.

oh yeah.. hell reminds me, jason bo. aka naijiao aka gugujiao aka cocopug. HAS THE BEST PORN COLLECTION EVER LOLOL SEXCALIBUR? FEELING UP FOR SOME MEDIEVAL PORN YEAH? LOLOLOLOL

cbf blogging anymore, hope u nenenfaces are happy.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

fucking chickens

oh and another thing, because theres chicken shit everywhere, the soil is hell slippery and went, so when i was egg collecting, i fkn slipped and smacked/cut my arm on a henhouse and when i saw it yesterday i was like omg its just a little cut phew, NOW ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BRUISE WTF?!?!?! ITS A HELL RARE SPECIES, LIKE NEVER SEEN THIS SORT OF BRUISE B4, I CBF UPLOADING PIC BUT IF PPL DEMAND I SHALL TAKE A PIC AND UPLOAD IT LOL! but omg.. and now i keep sneezing coz the fkn chickens used wing attack and blew all dust into my face.
fucking chickens, gonna have some kfc tonight.

THE WORST SATURDAY OF MY LIFE.

Well.. it all started when my mum called me on thursday night, when i was "hunting for GF" yes.. hunting XD with my LFGF crew minus a few. She called and was like hey come to rockingham tonight coz u got an interview blahblah for some egg farm blahblah its hell good pay blahblah. So after city/garbo i drove all the way to Rockingham, had dinner, went to sleep then woke up and went to this interview, it took like an hour to fkn find the place coz its in woopwoop=]. So yeah, got there, the guy was like "Whats ya name?" .. Simon "What ya studying?" .. Engineering and Commerce "What uni?" .. Uwa "Can ya work tmr then?" LOLOLOL woopwoop ^_^v.

So thats how my shit weekend started, got a job for some noob farm *hUahAUHahUAah* LOL then got to work at like 7 in the morning, and he was like go collect all the eggs off the floor, because most the chickens are sposed to lay their eggs in a house which then the eggs roll onto some conveyor belt so we can collect it easier, but some chickens are so noob *sigh* they like to be dicks and fkn lay them on the ground hella far away from the belt so every half hr i have to go in and collect them, and when i go in, thats when they fkn attack me! RARAR. 2000 chickens launch at you and bwarkbwark [which means fuck off in chikinese] so i got like pecked and shat on so fucking much. and pretty much got owned.. it srsly felt like.. i was a starting pokemon trainer with no pokemon and omg gg 2000 pidgeys trying to fuck you up. its like peck peck wing attack! peck scratch screech screech and whirlwind! fkn gg

"box runs" were the shittiest part, had to check each house thing that the chickens werent fkn hiding any eggs from us, and some chickens, hella aggressive aye, its like telling meng hes chinese and he belongs to china :D fkn goes nuts, so i smacked the fkn chicken with the rake and found this one fkn chicken was like hiding 20 eggs LIKE WTF?! must have been nurse joy in the chicken world. and everytime i did these runs, the chickens would fkn peck and shit on me, i swear to god, i had to kick some in the face [ sorry to all the ppl who love chickens ] but yep, then there was like this hell leet chicken, who told all the other chickens to stop attacking me and let me do my job, hell made my job easier, must have been officer jenny! yayay :D hella pro chicken that was. oh and i worked with this 15 year old who was a complete fuckwit. He didnt make it through 2 weeks of year 10, he told me "the principal told me to get this book for him, and i told him to get fucked, so i got expelled" LOLOL! wat a fkn noob now hes a fulltime egg farming noob whos gonna get shat on for the rest of his life.

omgomg and u know the saying [ an azn saying ] when like something bad happens to you, u should go buy lotto, so in this case, if a bird shits on you, you should go buy lotto, well i got shat on like 100x and then went out and bought a scratchie and won $40 xD YATTA! [something to do with ying yang] it hella works man! you should go try it! oh and once when i was with kwan, my icecream snapped in half and i was like WTF??!!? then i went out and bought a scratchie and won $10 YATTA!

o0oh i also bought yugioh cards =] thomas naijiao meng and i are gonna like battle it off soon WOOPWOOP.

i also heard the funniest thing, when naijiao got drunk he kept on texting "some girl" and meng was like 'omg dont do that, eugenes gonna get hell angry' and naijiao goes 'dw ill juz tell ea shes my sister' LAWLLLLLLLLLLL. fkn rofl. GG

SO THATS MY SHITTY WEEKEND! :D NOW IM BACK HOME AND I HAVE INTERNET YAYAY <3

Sunday, July 1, 2007

SIMMY's FIRST POST! =D

wowow so this is blogspot.com aye =] since everyone else has one, i might as well get one too :) so i can tell you all about my oh so exciting life. like whoa. words cant explain how exciting my life is *cough* =].


so yeah.. my names Simon and i do engineering/commerce at uwa =] pretty gay course, [not because i dont try or anything, its simply the fact that its a shit course (imo)] :D but thanks to this incredibly gay course, i have met some friends, yes only some because im not a "social butterfly" like some people =[ [meng, leong, sago].


which leads to my next paragraph, wow THIRD paragraph already :) a whole paragraph, or possibly PARAGRAHS! dedicated to my newly formed group [started off as just a joke, but it grew into something HELLA SERIOUS!]
... LFGF...
= LOOKING FOR GIRL FRIEND. yup. sounds desperate huh? but thats me, desperate simmy :D
currently the members are as follows; SIMMY[-_-"] LEONG [kuching pimp, all the girls cant get enough of him], MENG [we think hes gay and that he should be in LFBF but we still accept him as a member], SAGO [smiles too much, face permanently ^_^], NAIJIAO [has a lot of girls in the "sister" ladder =(], EUGENE [face too pretty, personality too shitty], GLEN [first white boy in our group, hes oh so tank], PJ [cant remember his real name, but hes one of us, totally spoilt], JUN [looks korean/jap, still not sure why hes LFGF but we think he may be TMGF (too many girl friends) :D], KWAN [fresh recruit, he's a perve/stalker =P *bahaha*]

There we have it, the tremendous ten :) (hopefully i can count) these ten members are part of LFGF so all u single girls better watch out (lol) xD semester two, new semester, new chance to meet girls right? ;);) CANT WAIT! :D + we all play dota together, gonna start wow me thinks. =] dno if i should tho -_-" since uni already takes enough time of my life =[ time i could be spending "hunting" for gfs. HAHA ^_^v
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN EITHER JOINING OUR GROUP! [OR HAVE UR OWN LFBF (FEMALES ONLY KTHX) CLUB AND WANT TO MEET HALFWAY] dont hestitate to contact me :) but be aware if u join, and if u break the rules.. u will get poled. :) a poling is where u get hoisted up and ur "special" region is rammed into a pole :D
current polings - MENG +15, LEONG +15, SAGO +5
=]=]


ok enough of LFGF.. hrMM wat else to talk about? oh.. my life pretty much fails =] uni = fail, finding a gf = fail, finding a job = fail.. yep there u have it, a complete summary to my life :) failfailfail. EPIC FAIL! mainly because of dota & msn.. but thats another story for another day =]


yep i pretty much cbf writing anymore, coz i dno wat else to write about, any ideas =] just let me know ^_^v
wow i just found an ADD IMAGE BUTTON WHOAAA hell madd shit! [oh and if ppl tell you that im a bad influence, dont listen to them! they force me to swear and play dota =P] so yeah, ill add some updated pics of LFGF members etc next blog [probably in a few years] but u can find some fairly recent ones on ugh, naijiaos blog or was it leongs.. oh well =]

hope everyone has a GrEeeaTTtt HoLidAyY =]

NENEN!