Well.. it all started when my mum called me on thursday night, when i was "hunting for GF" yes.. hunting XD with my LFGF crew minus a few. She called and was like hey come to rockingham tonight coz u got an interview blahblah for some egg farm blahblah its hell good pay blahblah. So after city/garbo i drove all the way to Rockingham, had dinner, went to sleep then woke up and went to this interview, it took like an hour to fkn find the place coz its in woopwoop=]. So yeah, got there, the guy was like "Whats ya name?" .. Simon "What ya studying?" .. Engineering and Commerce "What uni?" .. Uwa "Can ya work tmr then?" LOLOLOL woopwoop ^_^v.
So thats how my shit weekend started, got a job for some noob farm *hUahAUHahUAah* LOL then got to work at like 7 in the morning, and he was like go collect all the eggs off the floor, because most the chickens are sposed to lay their eggs in a house which then the eggs roll onto some conveyor belt so we can collect it easier, but some chickens are so noob *sigh* they like to be dicks and fkn lay them on the ground hella far away from the belt so every half hr i have to go in and collect them, and when i go in, thats when they fkn attack me! RARAR. 2000 chickens launch at you and bwarkbwark [which means fuck off in chikinese] so i got like pecked and shat on so fucking much. and pretty much got owned.. it srsly felt like.. i was a starting pokemon trainer with no pokemon and omg gg 2000 pidgeys trying to fuck you up. its like peck peck wing attack! peck scratch screech screech and whirlwind! fkn gg
"box runs" were the shittiest part, had to check each house thing that the chickens werent fkn hiding any eggs from us, and some chickens, hella aggressive aye, its like telling meng hes chinese and he belongs to china :D fkn goes nuts, so i smacked the fkn chicken with the rake and found this one fkn chicken was like hiding 20 eggs LIKE WTF?! must have been nurse joy in the chicken world. and everytime i did these runs, the chickens would fkn peck and shit on me, i swear to god, i had to kick some in the face [ sorry to all the ppl who love chickens ] but yep, then there was like this hell leet chicken, who told all the other chickens to stop attacking me and let me do my job, hell made my job easier, must have been officer jenny! yayay :D hella pro chicken that was. oh and i worked with this 15 year old who was a complete fuckwit. He didnt make it through 2 weeks of year 10, he told me "the principal told me to get this book for him, and i told him to get fucked, so i got expelled" LOLOL! wat a fkn noob now hes a fulltime egg farming noob whos gonna get shat on for the rest of his life.
omgomg and u know the saying [ an azn saying ] when like something bad happens to you, u should go buy lotto, so in this case, if a bird shits on you, you should go buy lotto, well i got shat on like 100x and then went out and bought a scratchie and won $40 xD YATTA! [something to do with ying yang] it hella works man! you should go try it! oh and once when i was with kwan, my icecream snapped in half and i was like WTF??!!? then i went out and bought a scratchie and won $10 YATTA!
o0oh i also bought yugioh cards =] thomas naijiao meng and i are gonna like battle it off soon WOOPWOOP.
i also heard the funniest thing, when naijiao got drunk he kept on texting "some girl" and meng was like 'omg dont do that, eugenes gonna get hell angry' and naijiao goes 'dw ill juz tell ea shes my sister' LAWLLLLLLLLLLL. fkn rofl. GG
SO THATS MY SHITTY WEEKEND! :D NOW IM BACK HOME AND I HAVE INTERNET YAYAY <3
So thats how my shit weekend started, got a job for some noob farm *hUahAUHahUAah* LOL then got to work at like 7 in the morning, and he was like go collect all the eggs off the floor, because most the chickens are sposed to lay their eggs in a house which then the eggs roll onto some conveyor belt so we can collect it easier, but some chickens are so noob *sigh* they like to be dicks and fkn lay them on the ground hella far away from the belt so every half hr i have to go in and collect them, and when i go in, thats when they fkn attack me! RARAR. 2000 chickens launch at you and bwarkbwark [which means fuck off in chikinese] so i got like pecked and shat on so fucking much. and pretty much got owned.. it srsly felt like.. i was a starting pokemon trainer with no pokemon and omg gg 2000 pidgeys trying to fuck you up. its like peck peck wing attack! peck scratch screech screech and whirlwind! fkn gg
"box runs" were the shittiest part, had to check each house thing that the chickens werent fkn hiding any eggs from us, and some chickens, hella aggressive aye, its like telling meng hes chinese and he belongs to china :D fkn goes nuts, so i smacked the fkn chicken with the rake and found this one fkn chicken was like hiding 20 eggs LIKE WTF?! must have been nurse joy in the chicken world. and everytime i did these runs, the chickens would fkn peck and shit on me, i swear to god, i had to kick some in the face [ sorry to all the ppl who love chickens ] but yep, then there was like this hell leet chicken, who told all the other chickens to stop attacking me and let me do my job, hell made my job easier, must have been officer jenny! yayay :D hella pro chicken that was. oh and i worked with this 15 year old who was a complete fuckwit. He didnt make it through 2 weeks of year 10, he told me "the principal told me to get this book for him, and i told him to get fucked, so i got expelled" LOLOL! wat a fkn noob now hes a fulltime egg farming noob whos gonna get shat on for the rest of his life.
omgomg and u know the saying [ an azn saying ] when like something bad happens to you, u should go buy lotto, so in this case, if a bird shits on you, you should go buy lotto, well i got shat on like 100x and then went out and bought a scratchie and won $40 xD YATTA! [something to do with ying yang] it hella works man! you should go try it! oh and once when i was with kwan, my icecream snapped in half and i was like WTF??!!? then i went out and bought a scratchie and won $10 YATTA!
o0oh i also bought yugioh cards =] thomas naijiao meng and i are gonna like battle it off soon WOOPWOOP.
i also heard the funniest thing, when naijiao got drunk he kept on texting "some girl" and meng was like 'omg dont do that, eugenes gonna get hell angry' and naijiao goes 'dw ill juz tell ea shes my sister' LAWLLLLLLLLLLL. fkn rofl. GG
SO THATS MY SHITTY WEEKEND! :D NOW IM BACK HOME AND I HAVE INTERNET YAYAY <3
3 comments:
LOL @ POKEMON ANALOGY.
LOL... VERY NICE POST.
bahahaha....hilarious!
but...awwww....poor "bby simmy" hhahhaa
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